Recall that on
October 4, Norma told me that barn swallows were crapping all over stuff in the barn. Well Jimmy, Scott, Norma, and Angelika came up with a nifty solution. They hung a plastic painters tarp across the danger zone, far above everyone's heads. Then they decorated it with hanging plants. They also put up one of those fake owls that supposedly scare away smaller birds. It seemed to be working fine.
A table was set up for the wedding cake and decorations, along with a little Japanese doll couple. This was supposed to represent Norma and me though I don't think the female looked the least bit like Norma.
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Dolls and candles.
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Another angle.
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Guests started to gather at the round tables that filled the barn.
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Mom and Dad.
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Ikuyo and Hitomi.
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Joyce holding Harlem.
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The caterer served dinner buffet style. Salmon, grilled pineapple, and pork barbeque were all on the menu though Scott's bacon wrapped venison was my favorite. There were also sweet potatoes from Norma's garden and white potatoes from the farm that Norma dug up. I remember that day vividly because as she turned over dirt, chickens would follow closely behind, waiting for a chance to find bugs to eat.
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Hazel, Joyce, and Laquan.
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Hazel and Laquan.
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Unlike most newlyweds at their reception, Norma and I didn't sit together. We had lots of people visiting from all over the place. We wanted to make sure that nobody felt left out so we positioned ourselves at opposite ends of the barn. After all, we have a lifetime to spend together and only a few hours with so many of our friends in the same place.
People ate, enjoyed each other's company, and wondered what I was preparing for their audio/visual enjoyment. Just as their curiosity almost made them burst, I announced the feature presentation. It was a slideshow that I created several weeks ago. I got my parents to mail me their photo album containing old pictures of me, and I got Norma to get her old photos from Hazel. Then we went through them, selecting several pictures throughout our lives. These are snapshots that represent important life events, activities, family, friends, travels, and adventures. I scanned them in then linked them all together in a video. I also added several digital photos and music. Selecting the music was the hardest part since it had to be music we liked which somehow represented the chosen time in our life. I added captions for each photo along with introduction slides and credits. This all resulted in a presentation just over 26 minutes long. It is divided into three sections: my life before Norma, her life before me, and our lives together.
I started the video, which I call "Love of a Lifetime." Everyone was quiet at the start though I asked them to make some noise if they saw themselves in a photo. I tried to include at least one photo of each guest participating in some activity with Norma or me. I was shaking uncontrollably. I don't know if it was because I was cold or nervous. Norma kept telling me that people would lose interest because a 26 minute video was far too long but I disagreed. This was the time to see if she was right. As the old photos appeared on the screen, people laughed and cheered. For the section depicting my early years, I had a little Guns 'n' Roses tune in the background..."Sweet Child O' Mine." This was played to scenes of my martial art activities, life in the Marines, going to college, and other stuff. Norma's life was set to the tune of songs by the Dillards, Willie Nelson, and Carrie Newcomer. These accompanied scenes of her with friends, traveling in Europe, living in Japan, etc. I think the photo that really got people's attention was the one with Norma as a little girl holding a big snake. Even back then, she had a deep appreciation of nature. In the third part, images were shown from our six years together...most of it spent outdoors kayaking, hiking, or bicycling. One of the songs played for this section was
Love of a Lifetime by Firehouse. Not only is this what I named the video, but it is
our song, and the phrase engraved on the inside of both our wedding rings. Here is the chorus of this classic big hair power ballad:
I finally found the love of a lifetime
A love to last my whole life through
I finally found the love of a lifetime
Forever in my heart, I finally found the love of a lifetime.
Next, I told people that they could come up and say whatever they wanted. They could tell a story about Norma and me, make a toast, etc. Unlike the friendship circle at the ceremony, this was more light-hearted and informal. Jenn started off by explaining her impression of me when we first met and how unique she thought I was. We coordinated prior to this so that when she spoke, a Gaussian distribution (bell curve) appeared on the screen along with lines to denote the position of standard deviations. She explained what this all meant like a tentured Ivy League college professor. She also explained how I was way out in the right tail of the curve...two standard deviations from the mean. She also said that Norma was the one for me because she too is just as unique and special.
Keeping with the math theme, I recited a poem from memory that I first heard in a fine movie called
Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay. The poem is called
Square Root of Three and it is by
David Feinberg. I added in lots of hand and arm gestures to go with it. Two months prior, every time I went into my garage to exercise, I practiced this poem until it was burned into the hard drive of my brain.
I feared that I would always be
A lonely number like root three.
The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight.
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine.
For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic.
I know I’ll never see the sun,
as 1.7321.
Such is my reality,
a sad irrationality.
When hark! What is this I see?
Another square root of a three.
As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply.
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer.
We break free from our mortal bonds
And with the wave of magic wands.
Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed.
The poem was a big success. It was both silly and meaningful. I got lots of laughs.
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Me reciting poem.
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Victory!
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My parents laughing.
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Norma smiling.
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Other people came up to the microphone to say a few words about Norma and me. Clark even played a couple of songs on his guitar. One was a classical piece while the other was something he wrote.
I mentioned something I read just three days prior. The full text is as follows. It was forwarded to me by one of the Marine Corps League guys who didn't know I was getting married:
No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between the two words. In a recently held linguistic competition in London, England, attended by the best in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man from Bachelors Adventure, was the clear winner with a standing ovation lasting over five minutes. Here is his answer which made him receive an invitation to dine with the Queen. He won a trip to travel the world in style and a case of 25 year old Eldorado rum for his answer.
His final question was this. How to explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand. Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.
Here is his astute answer...when you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE, And when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!
I pointed out that Norma makes me complete.
Mike told a story about him and me during the Gulf War. He mentioned how I ran on foot in full combat gear for miles in the desert to mark the route for him to follow. We couldn't use the lights on our vehicles for fear of giving away our position but I could run on foot while shining a light pointed straight down. That was enough for him to follow in the Humvee. Thus, running in the tracks of the vehicle in front, I helped ensure we stayed together. Of course the way he said it was much more entertaining.
Sherri also said some nice words and wished us many happy years together. She told about the first time she met me. This was when Norma threw a big party, inviting all her friends over. I helped out for several hours, preparing and grilling the food and assisting with cleanup from start to finish. I think my hard work made a good first impression on her.
Ralph said how his first memory of me was when I brought an MRE for dinner on a kayak trip he led. A few years later, he met Norma and knew she was perfect for me because she could make a nice home-cooked meal and thus break me of my bad MRE habit.
I could tell Norma was having fun as she was smiling ear to ear.
It had been raining pretty hard while we ate dinner but shortly after, it stopped. That was Angelika's chance to give Norma and me a little bit of what she learned in Germany. She asked everyone to step outside and then form a circle around Norma and me. Next, she gave instructions for a little dance. Once the music started, the group started moving in a circle, holding hands. At different parts of the song, people closed in, stepped back, and clapped. It was a very nice gift...one that we will remember forever.
It was time to cut the wedding cake. This fine piece of art was decorated as a tree, complete with leaves and acorns.
Some layers contained chocolate raspberry cake while others contained carrot cake. There were also lemon cupcakes. Norma cut the first piece while guests watched. Based on the looks on their faces, I don't know if they were in awe of Norma's beauty or wanting to sink their teeth into some dessert...perhaps both. Norma fed me the first bite and I fed her the second. We avoided the "cake fight urge" that many newlyweds often succumb to.
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Norma cutting the cake.
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Guests watching.
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Norma feeding me cake.
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Me feeding Norma cake.
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The last organized activity for the evening was the sing along. Whenever Norma, Carmen, and I get together, we sing
The Gambler, a classic country song recorded by
Kenny Rogers and written by
Don Schlitz. I was hoping to find a karaoke video I could download then play at the wedding. While I did find a video with the music and words, I could not download it. So I positioned my camera in front of my computer and recorded it on my camera as it played. Then I downloaded it onto my computer and loaded it into a Windows Live Movie Maker document. But while the video was fine, the sound was terrible. So I superimposed my digital recording of The Gambler onto the video. But now the two were not in synch. So I adjusted the play speed of the video. After several attempts, it matched. I saved this to a file about three days before the wedding.
Carmen came up and helped me lead the sing along. The last time she and I sang this song, we were driving back across the
Chesapeake Bay Bridge after kayaking on
August 12, 2012. Out of the blue, we started coming up with some hand gestures to go along with the music. It was these same hand gestures that inspired me to include gestures for my Square Root of Three poem. So she and I included these gestures in our sing along. Based on how well everyone sang, I'm thinking most everyone in the free world knows and loves The Gambler.
I heard what I through were firecrackers being set off but later I was told it was celebratory shotgun blasts fired into the air. I guess that is a Garrett County version of a 21 gun salute, courtesy of Scott. Yeehaw!
A bonfire burned for quite some time just outside the barn. It was the natural area to congregate early on. But now that it was getting cold, it was really the place to be as the party started to wind down.
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Lisa and Steve.
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Group around fire.
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Allison and Viviana.
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All in all, I think people had a really good time. People were feeling happy, festive, joyous...and some were feeling loving.
As the party came to an end, it was time to put things away. The table scraps were taken downstairs and fed to the pigs. It was a good day for them too. We all worked together to put away the food, take down the lights, and get things packed up. Interestingly, as soon as I took down the fake owl, the barn swallows began chirping and flying around.